You Know What? I’m Glad I Ain’t Got No Ass, And Here’s Why.

So I just saw a photo of an old friend of mine on Facebook and immediately thought, “Where all that ass come from?” LOL (No, that’s not her photo to the left, me and Kim ain’t friends!) Seriously though, don’t judge me for this, but I really had to wonder because I remember when it…

8 Reasons Why I Don’t Watch Ratchet TV

So, along with ratchet music, (which I briefly mentioned in another post, this one to be exact) I feel like ratchet TV, aka reality TV, became extra popular this year. I mean have you not seen the tweets? Do you live underground? Still, I have yet to participate in these ratchet moments, and I don’t…

I HATE Talented People. So Why Do I Keep Befriending Them? Ugh.

If you think I’m joking then, jokes on you! Ha! (Okay, not really, because I am joking! LOL) But I really can’t stand talented people! Like, why the hell do you have so many damn talents? I don’t freaking understand! I can’t sing or dance or (input what ever talent you want here) yet you…

Why does this Arizona taste so damn good?

So I was on the train on my way to work, helluh annoyed at the fact that I was late (thanks to the stupid MTA) and the fact that my laptop insists on correcting me, even though I pressed the x to tell it not to like a thousand times! I wanna say tryna not…